[…] I have a date this afternoon." "Oh, Lord." Jake closed his eyes. "Who are you going to destroy now?"" I beg your pardon?"" The hotel would appreciate it if you'd just throw back the men you don't like without maiming them."" I haven't maimed anyone."" You almost drowned Lance, you scared Peter into heart palpitations, you stabbed Donald with a fork, and you hit Brad over the head with a bottle." Jake shook his head. "And they still ask you out. Jennifer Crusie
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